How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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