- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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