- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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