A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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