why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What did death say to life? Go die

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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