- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

A kid has no friends.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What's brown and sticky A stick

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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