- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

This is a joke.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

F? No k

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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