- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

a man makes a bad joke

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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