- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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