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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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