- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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