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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats my name? Matt

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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