- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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