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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

poop.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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