- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

I have a really funny joke.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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