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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

why did you poop because you are a poop

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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