How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

The Labour Party.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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