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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

women's rights

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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