Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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