- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A woman wears a dress.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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