- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A gay man watches football.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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