- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Women's Rights

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

kennah campion when she talks

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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