- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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