why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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