Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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