Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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