- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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