Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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