- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A Mormon walks into a bar

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

If you were a pie I'd eat you

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

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