What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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