- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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