- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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