- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Robin, get in the car!

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