- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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