A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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