How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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