- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Blacks

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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