I'm gay.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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