- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What's long and black The unemployment line

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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