How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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