- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

justin beiber sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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