- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

I have read the terms and conditions

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

your mum

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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