- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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