- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

A cat playing laser tag.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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