- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Terry has ebola

A fish swims up your penis...

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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