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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Apple juice.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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