- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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