- Anti Joke

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

You bumder!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Justin beiber's penis

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.