chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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