- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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