Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Sloths

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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