- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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