whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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