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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Knock Knock No solicitors

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

womens rights

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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