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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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