- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

I have a horse.

sorry got to poo

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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