There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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