- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

jibby jobby

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Michael Brown

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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