Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Justin beiber..

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Sir, your wife is dead

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

CFL

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