- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Vagina cream... end of story

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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