- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Apple juice.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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