- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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