What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

You bumder!

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Justin beiber's penis

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

a black man did not eat chicken.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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