- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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