- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Knock, Knock Who's There

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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