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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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