Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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