- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

why did you poop because you are a poop

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

what are you mike bibby?

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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