Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Your Mom The End.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

A black student graduated High School

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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