What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

You bumder!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Justin beiber's penis

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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