- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

what's black and can't swim?

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

whats brown and booky a book.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

u know whats a crime? rape

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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