- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

silver bullet?

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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