- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

joke under this line wins _________________________

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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