Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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