- Anti Joke

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.