- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

j.p. is dumb

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

jd and zach loves vigina

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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