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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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