- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

i just wrote this so hard

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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