- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

what's black and can't swim?

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

u know whats a crime? rape

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

whats brown and booky a book.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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