- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

My spelling is horrible

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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