- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

"hey do you know the date" "58"

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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