An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Your girlfriend.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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France had one revolution

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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