why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what's worse then a blowjob?

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