An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Good afternoon.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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