Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Im gay What about you

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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