- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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