- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

A train poops its pants.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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