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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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