- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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