- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

what you get time to go with? - a clock

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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