- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

scientology.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

what do you call a black guy african american

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Jordan is pregant

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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