Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

13 =B you just learned something

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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