- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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