You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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