if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

If life gives you lemonade.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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