- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

I had friends on the Death Star.

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