- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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