- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

My Butthole.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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