What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

I C U P White stuff

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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