- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

justin beiber sucks

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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