What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

A seal walks into a club.

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