What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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