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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.