What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

YEAH THEY DO!

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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