- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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