Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Corn Muffins

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2 + 2 = 4

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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