- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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