- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

It's all Taggart

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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