What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Horse.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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