- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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