- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

You should read the Terms of Service.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A mormon walks into a bar.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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