what are three short words? i a am

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Trump will make America great again.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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