- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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