- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did? Yes

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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