Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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