- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

womens rights

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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