- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A American seeking into mexico

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

dry handjob

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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