- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Stephen Hawking

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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