What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Anti Joke

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