What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Antijokes...

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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