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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daniel is a fag

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Manchester City

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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