Saggy Nipples By chan chan

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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