- Anti Joke

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

hextech crafting too opieop

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.