- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What did the fish say after he

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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