Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Llamaworm

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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