- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

A fish swims up your penis...

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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