- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What is your bill about? Clinton

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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