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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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