- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what looks like a banana? a penis

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

The holocaust

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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