- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Honk if you're Amish!

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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