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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

A shark ate your mom

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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