- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

hello

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Penis.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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