- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Tim likes girls

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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silver bullet?

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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