- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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