What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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andrew wagner

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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y u no like me joke?

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The Qur'an

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Yo mama's fat.

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I like poop in my butt

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Anti Joke

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