What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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learn. advance!

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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