a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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