pretty soon we'll all be dead

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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