Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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