once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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T u r n i p s

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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a chinese man pays the full price

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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