Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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A shark ate your mom

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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