- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

I don't believe in giraffes.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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