What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Read a Book.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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A shark ate your mom

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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