- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

I love you

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Robin, get in the car!

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Chuck Norris.

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