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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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How old are you? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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