- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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