2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Your Mom

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Justin Bieber

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What's up? Your time.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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boner

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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