- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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