- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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