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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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