Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Badabing.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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You idiot.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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