- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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