- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Who invented apple? God

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Roses are blue Colton is gay

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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