Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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