Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Jebron Lames.

Please don't shoot me

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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