- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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