Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A guy walks into a bar

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Your life

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Alright then, call me sometime then.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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