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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

no rasist joks

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

-knock knock! -doors open

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

poopoo

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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