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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

ask me if im a door yes

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

robin, get in the car.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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