Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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