A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

I had friends on the Death Star.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Waffles ate my grandma

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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