- Anti Joke

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."