How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

binladin walks into the american seals

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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