A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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