- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

I walk into a bar...

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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