What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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